Drunk Boys at Parties Taste Like Pasta

There are certain experiences where it is best to be out of your head and in your body, but that can be hard when someone else’s head is smooshed into your head, even if it is the best smooshing of your life, thoughts will still float through the broth of your brain. And you must stop yourself from calling it “smooshing” and just call it “kissing” or whatever it is.