7 Year-Old Me on 24 Year-Old Me, Probably

This was written the night before my 24th birthday as a way to figure out what on earth I’m doing. It’s written as a stream of consciousness, with very little editing and a lot of speaking out loud.

Present Gemma (PG): Hi Gemma, how are you?

Young Gemma (YG): Excuse me! Stranger danger! Stranger dang —